Saturday, August 15, 2009
HUH! Adults!
These friggin’ adults.. they come up with weirdest stuff…I mean you’d think, that being the age they generally are, they’d be smarter. For starters this guy (some relative) goes, “You know beta, studies reveal, If you do anything repeatedly for more than 3 hours, you are addicted to it..” ..after the weird pause, “ also, the study said that (his *exact* words) if you aren’t a stockbroker, a gambler, or a computer engineer, you are not *allowed* to use the computer for more than 2 hours a day..”..The freakin’ audacity…..sure when you study for more than a 3 hours, thats not harmful at all…I mean 3 hours of Halo-Arenes and SHM, is hardly dangerous as compared to 2 hours of gud ol’ social networking(Ok, it might not be good for your eyes… or your intellect, but try and understand my point here) and then to top it off, the other adult in the room decides to add.. “and he doesn’t even do well in computers…”..Wow!, I did not drop 50K on a goddamned pc to use it for half an hour a day…and that too by writing a sodding bunch of programs…, I completely understand the need to study, but conjouring up theories to scare us poor kids ,is hardly at par their supposed maturity….so, once again I’m forced to say…Huh! Adults!..
Friday, August 7, 2009
Blood Donation (NOOOTT!!)
So, well it started out as a normal day, I woke up around 8ish, wasted a fuckload of time, finished a game(for the third friggin’ time) and gave a 3 hour test( ab science students hain yaar…jaan loge?)…and finally around 2 pm, I realized, I whiled away half the friggin day…cool in’nit? So..luckily 3\4 arrived to save the day, doin wat he usually does best….absolutely nothing…(vella hai salla)…at the usual hangout, he tried getting me high on sugar….and succeeded…we had a honey chilli chicken, 5 munches and about half a bottle of coke….what follows till about 5pm I cant say for sure…wat I do know is that, the highlight of the day was dat 3\4th asked a random guy his height…yeah..we have SAD lives….but moving on…around 8ish I decided to meet the sucker…so here I was sitting in his little office thing….when his weird obsession with giving me an intravenous injection came about again….this time I said..wat the hell….so there I was..WITH A SODDING HOLE IN MY HAND(microscopic though)…luckily, he thought he fucked up…and forced me to drink a bottle of coke…and fed me another honey chilli chicken….the funny part was that…the staff at his place, kept thinking, dat the 10 ml of blood he extracted would make me drowsy or worse…:|..well all in all…it was a usual boring..un eventful day…with the exception of the injection…any who…before I fall asleep due to blood loss…(read: gross sarcasm)…I better bid adieu, goodnight my friends…adios….
P.S. – I have got to stop sounding like a 50s game show host….
P.P.S- I wrote this on the iphone first but the thing stopped responding…so..technically this is like the first lengthy thing I’ve written on the tap tap….pretty darn cool…if u ask me…
P.S. – I have got to stop sounding like a 50s game show host….
P.P.S- I wrote this on the iphone first but the thing stopped responding…so..technically this is like the first lengthy thing I’ve written on the tap tap….pretty darn cool…if u ask me…
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