Well.....All's not well....

Hey blogosphere, m back from the dead ( NO! this time ...SERIOUSLY).
had bad bacterial enteritis (yeaaaaaaaaaa!! Smell bio naa?) didnt eat a thing for a week.....lost abt 5 kgs and realised that i too....of all the GIGANTIC ppl in the world can lose weight. Feeling dizzy. To be honest....It was like i was atleast 300 Ml Smirnoff Down.....i dint need anything else to hit me.....my head was buzzing like a thousand bees. It was a very different ( by that i mean UN-desirable) kinda HIGH. anyhw....y am i buggin the blogosphere with my symptomatic crap (or as ahana wud say ...."RANT") . Lifes cmin bak to me and blieve it or not....had my first morsel of solid food today .....yayy....after one full FUCKIN WEEK. never fasted that long i guess. and me bday on the 17th.....and amaals doin all kinda naatak in showin up....and SHE.....No not amaal....the other SHE....AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD to come......i was like....ummm...."17th ...lunch....chalna hai" and SHE was like "sure ....i'll cm after college" ..............GGOSH....i passed out fr a wile......i mean seriously....wat m i supposed to blieve .....did she assume that other ppl were gna b there.....or did she just agree to a date that i dint intend to make (although i wud LOVE that case). JEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!! Y ME?? okay...considering that the odds are against me .....its most likely that shes assumed bt no harm being a lil ultra optimistic naa....i MEAN THERE WAS CERTAINLY A TREMENDOUS ENDORPHIN RELEASE NONETHELESS.....HEEHEHEHHEHE!! anyways.......lets pray that i reach my current goal cz i certainly plan on MBBS and HER.....HER....HER.....AMEN!