Thursday, September 3, 2009

back with a bang!

hey guys,
m back.... dno fr the good or fr the bad....but i am back. Aaahhhnnnywaysss....so ....where does life stand now....am i losing....am i winning....am i stagnating.....AM I LOSING? <<-- Fearful Question. Excuse the randomness of this blog, but thats exactly how things are....(READ : BLAME HIPPOCAMPUS AND MEDULLA OBLONGATA). Anyhow....to cut a long story short, this entry is, as most of my near ones would put it,EMO.....whereas its NOT....it just that ...nevermind....lemme put it in words ....otherwise ....i shall ramble till hell freezes.....lol..:P.....so....here goes....i was working this mornin....(DARN THE MONOTONY) and a patient enters and says...."sir, parcha le lijiye, dawaai leni hai, sir se milna hai, aaj sare das baje ki appointment hai".....i, as usual, made a service slip and asked for cash...the patient reluctantly gave me the worst possible currency notes that he had in his pocket ( i mean.....wen u have a five hundred and a hundred....Y THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIMME 12 fifty buck notes)and gave me the you-money-hungry-doctors-suck-blood look and then i asked him to wait, now....since the money was collected....it was my turn for revenge.....muhahaha...m evil.....lol....kiddn....my very awsm partner in crime and work....ramesh....was sittin nxt to me on the reception and he took charge of the patient.....he did the following:
1.TOOK THE PATIENTS VITALS.
2.TOOK PATIENTS HOME REPORT.
3.GAVE THE PATIENTS THE INVESTIGATION REPORTS.
4.MEANWHILE, COORDINATING HIS NURSING JOB.....3 ML syringes in each hand....
5.MAINTAINANCE JOB
6.PATIENT HAD A FIT, HE WAS THE ONE WHO HANDLED HER.

pHEW! thats 6 points but trust me....it takes a hell lotta more time....

NOW lets c what i do.....
1.TOOK CHARGE OF ALL THE CASH
2.MADE ALL THE PENDING BILLS
3.ASSISTED RAMESH IN NURSING.
4.DID A FEW SESSIONS OF BEDSIDE COUNSELLING
5.MANAGED ACCOUNTS
6.SAT AND LEARNT WITH DAD

anyhow.....so u c ....we're kinda level-playing on how we work.....but he gets a lesser salary than me and works a few more hours than me.....SO, in a nutshell....do i get paid more cz m the doctors son, or does he get paid less cz hes not. THIS really REALLY infuriated me......leading to....me givin a part of my salary to ramesh....okay...so....m i supposed to b blamed for the guilt m not responsible for.??

THIS SOUNDS VERY WIERD....so....i'll shed light on who ramesh is.....

RAMESH GUPTA..
hes my dads age, works under dad. Is a nurse and has been workin with dad since the past 20 years. he was there with me since the faintest of memories i can recall. With me since i was 3 or 4 ..he has virtually bought me up.....i still recall standing behind his bicycle on my way back from my taekwondo class and shouting 'mujhe kidnap kar rahe hai.....BACHAOO BACHaOO."........and used to take care of me.....BASICALLY....ramesh is awsm...and m attached to him...AND MIND YOU....HE HAS A DAUGHTER OF HIS OWN who is incidentally my age . and two other kids and a wife (:P)

anyhow.....so....as any random mid 90's bollywood hero would say....i shall exclaim....'YE KAHAA KA INSAAF HAI, mi lord".....is this fair.?

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